Jordan Mort

When Jordan isn’t racking his brain for new TV show ideas – while trying his best not to tread too near to “already been done” territory – he’s instead using that mind power to think of the next meal he wants to cook. Nothing too familiar, or too simple, or too easy.

So basically, it’s the exact same thought process as his “I need a fresh idea for a unique science-fiction/drama series, and fast” moments. The dream would be to lounge in his armchair, laptop open, banging out the newest episode draft for his award-winning programme (the premise of which is, according to critics, “so ingenious, we have no clue how any human mind possibly conceived such a masterpiece”), while his famous Cajun pasta bake recipe sizzles in the oven.

Also, there’s a golden retriever on the floor. Just sleeping.